Love is in the Air – Secret Admirers!

I am stuck in meetings all afternoon, so I thought today could be audience participation day!

As we all know from the constant spraying of perfume and the hovering presence of Peddlefeet (/grumblemutter), Love is in the Air is back.

So write me a story:  have any of your characters ever had a secret admirer? What kind of gifts or letters did they receive?  Did they find out who it was, or are they still wondering?

Have they ever been the secret admirer?  How did they go about their secrecy?  Did the object of their affection ever puzzle it out?  What did they say if they did?

It’s not quite a Friday 500 a la Anna (especially since it’s Monday!), but I’m all for starting the week off with some IC stories.

Also, if anyone knows how to make Peddlefeet GO THE HELL AWAY, I’d be obliged.  <3

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“Wait, what do you mean I’m leading?”

If you haven’t seen this really excellent post that Falconesse did as a guest spot over on Too Many Annas, you’re missing out. Making groups and stepping up to lead groups, even if you have a familiarity with a place, can be daunting. Some folks are shy, some folks have been burned before; there’s a myriad of reasons why a person might not feel that they would do well leading, or feel that they’d bring much to the table as a leader.

I’m going to approach this topic from the other side of the coin – from the person that has no issue putting groups together and has done it for nigh five years. Leading can be the most rewarding thing you do when something goes smoothly; you walk out of your instance or raid feeling like a million bucks because your decisions helped facilitate an enjoyable experience for other people. The problem is, of course, when that doesn’t happen. Whether or not it’s the leader’s fault that something goes awry, the leader always takes and/or feels a sense of responsibility for an under achieving group.

From the person who’s spent half a decade now (scary to think about, that) stepping up the plate, a few things your leaders would like you to remember.

1) We lead because we enjoy it, not because we have to. Stop expecting and ask.

The one thing that gets frustrating as a leader is the group mentality of “well, (s)he’s lead before, obviously (s)he will do it again no problem.” Don’t take this for granted, or one day, when you form a group and just dump that crown on someone without their knowledge, they may surprise you by dumping it back and saying “not today.” Not every day is necessarily going to be the kind of day you want your usual leader doing their usual leading thing. For example, if your leader goes to the grocery store and an old lady runs them over with a cart full of Metamucil. That may not be the best day for you to expect them to herd cats in Occulus.

2) We make mistakes, too. If we’ve made one, cut us some slack and treat us with respect when you address it.

If a leader steps up and is willing to own the success or failure of a group, you have to understand that they’re just as much of a Cheetos eating nerd as you are, and that means they might make a bad call. If you don’t agree with a call, if you think that something is a bad idea, you ought to address it, but be courteous. Words like “Noob” and “Dumbass” will not a happy leader make. A tangential thought to this: if your raid is on Ventrilo and your leader is speaking, if you don’t agree with a call they’re making, talking over them is incredibly annoying and frankly rude. Use your whisper box. A good leader will read it and take all feedback into consideration as long as it’s worded in such a way they don’t want to kill themselves.

3) Leaders owe you nothing. We are not your personal social secretary.

This looks like number one, but isn’t. An example of how a conversation actually went for me about two weeks ago, with three separate people.

“Hey, hey Yva. Yeah, uhh, the Tuesday raid’s Ignis this week. When are we gonna go do it?”

“Uhhh, I’m in the middle of RP atm. Haven’t really thought about it.”

“Oh, when are you getting a group together. I want to go.”

” . . . again, haven’t thought about it. Kinda busy, but I’ll get back to you.”

“So what do you think about Wednesday?”

” . . . “

Don’t do this. Ever.

4) Leading can be rewarding, but remember it can also be thankless. If you have concerns with your leader’s performance, talk to them. They can’t fix their leadership if they don’t know there’s a problem with it.

Leading is a skill just like anything else. Some people are great at it, others are good, others lead and shouldn’t because they don’t have the right bedside manner/disposition. Being a solid leader means you need to adapt and change and improve over time. Nothing will adapt or change without feedback and communication from the people doing as you instruct. Bitching about leadership to other raidmates instead of proper channels is a great way to destroy morale AND not see your leader get better.

5) A leader is busy. We have chats, whispers, and people talking on ventrilo to us. Wait your turn.

We’re like octopi at times, doing eight things with eight arms. If we don’t get to your whisper right away, it’s okay to nudge us with a “Hey, did you get my whisper.” Things slip between the cracks. Don’t lose heart because we didn’t answer you or get back to you right away. Really, it might have been a misstep. Of course, sometimes . . .

6) We don’t agree with your suggestion and overrule you. Sorry, move on.

It happens, your leader will do something differently than you’ve suggested. They may have their reasons. If the raid’s not suffering for their decision, but you still can’t get over the fact that your advice has been ignored, it may be time for you to step back from the group, or better yet, consider leading your own.

7) Remember not all people are good at leading, but might want to lead anyway. Choose your groups wisely.

Hey, it happens, there’s people who want to be heard and want to lead and simply shouldn’t. You’ve tried addressing them in a respectful way, you’ve tried constructive criticism, nothing changes and the group’s failing because of it. At this point? Either step up and lead yourself, or leave the group and look for a more suitable leader. Subjecting yourself to a bad experience because you don’t think you’ll get a better one? Not okay.

*****

I think that’s it from the peanut gallery today. Any responses and/or thoughts, feel free to leave ‘em. Ta!

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Guest Post: Loreli


New for 2010 by =Loreli-AngelofDeath on deviantART

Loreli, from Angel of Death Studios, isn’t a Wildfire Rider.  She’s the head of Security for Arrens’ Stormwind University. While relatively new to our circle on Feathermoon, Lore isn’t a rookie when it comes to RP.  She’s held her own against bastards, con men, ghosts and crazy people.   In Real Life, Lore is also a hell of an artist, writer and a fantastic person to collaborate with.  Today, she’s filling in for me.  I asked her to shine some light on what its like to join a new RP circle.  She’s got pretty interesting insights.

Before coming to World of Warcraft, I played an IRC based RPG for five years. To say I’m not new to role-playing I think, by this point, is an understatement. They say the only constant in life is change. Inevitable, things will happen. People move on to other ventures. Real life intervenes. Before you know it, the group that you’ve been role-playing with, sharing stories for months, or even years, is in shambles. It’s sad, it’s definitely difficult but it can’t be avoided.

You could lament the loss of your RP buddies, and I did, for quite some time. You could banish your RP muse to the depths of your subconcious, but if it’s anything like mine, they’ll find a way to come back and you’ll feel the call of the story-teller.

So what do you do?

Changing RP groups is a bit like moving to a new town, going to a new school. You’re the new kid, you want to be noticed, you want to make a good impression. I’ve found that role-playing in World of Warcraft is even harder to break into than what I was used to. With a dice-based RPG like you’ll find on IRC or Dungeons & Dragons, you’re there to role-play. That’s the whole point. With WoW you’re not required to role-play. You can spend all your time running quests, raiding, or trying to be a PvP guru. It’s entirely plausible to have been playing WoW since beta and have never seen role-play happen, even on an RP server. The point I’m getting at here, is even as a practiced role-player it’s hard to find role-play going on, let alone break into it.

I’m sure we all know piping up in Trade or General chat going “looking for RP” is only going to bring griefers or land us in the middle of an ERP session in Goldshire or Silvermoon City. We also know that that sort of thing makes people wonder what sort of RPer we are and the assumption is generally a negative one.

I owe a bit of my success on Feathermoon to luck. I’m more than willing to admit that. I also owe it to the amazing people I’ve met there and the guild I joined.

However, what seems to be a constant is this: be willing to start small. Even if you only connect with one person at first, that’s better off than you were before. Be willing to be a part of the story, not try and jump into your own too quickly. We all have a story to tell, we all want our characters to be interesting. While your tale may be super epic and amazing, if you take some time and watch, get a feel for what plots are already in motion, you might find something you hadn’t considered before. There may be a way to tie yourself into a much larger story, exposing you to a much larger group of people. Before you know it you’re almost overwhemled and buried in more role-play than you can keep track of.

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Wrathgate Wednesday: The Fight Continues

Welcome to another edition of Wrathgate Wednesday, the Wildfire Riders ficced event surrounding the cinematic where Bolvar Fordragon and Saurfang the Younger lead their forces against The Lich King. Last week, the Horde joined the fray. This has little impact on the Riders’ hold on the line: Four members of the Horde guild, Noxilite are already fighting side by side with Tarquin’s band of ne’er-do-wells.

This week, one of the lynchpins of the line, Jolstraer Taborwynn takes on all comers. Rashona, a Tauren Druid that has a history with the Riders, is holding the line with him. Behind Jolly and Rashona, Laurus and Haemon, two Riders, deal with the threats that they did not see coming.

Jolly

That "salute" is for you.

The roaring, gaping maw behind them? They couldn’t quite be arsed, by that point.

Into the valley they came, with fierce, ancient horns bellowing the call of their old gods. Through the shattered line of unliving flesh they came, wild axes whirling and spears hurling through the beginnings of snow.

“I’LL EAT YOUR HEART!” The Vrykul foremost in front of Jol bellowed against the wind, axe coming up in his hands in a mad overhand strike.

“YEH’LL FUCKIN’ CHOKE ON ME STEEL!” Taborwynn bellowed back, and he and the others on the line rushed forward to meet the towering foes. In amongst the Vrykul the mercenaries waded, slinging steel and wielding their specialties with deadly proficiency. Jol didn’t even break stride when his sword tore the legs out from under the Vrykul that had issued the challenge, and the angry force of th Light shot out from his shield and tore through the chest of the one behind it.

The Vrykul had size and strength on the Riders, but the Riders had inherent brutality in their favor. Jol spun through the second, tearing through the belly and then hacking into the neck with willful abandon. The third came through the breathing snow, wielding a cruel barb of a sword and a massive, beaten shield. Jol set his feet as the towering bastard came at him, shield and sword ready. The Vrykul bellowed in his native tongue, and his sword came down.

Steel clanged, sharp and crisp. Taborwynn’s sword was raised, parrying the blade on his own. Vrykul strength bared down with all its might, but the old paladin stood his ground, teeth bared and one eye glaring back up defiantly as his sword arm remained true. The two bitter combatants remained locked in their test of wills while Rider and Vrykul alike spilled blood all around them. In Jol’s gut a fierce roar was rising, as his arm began to tremble just barely under the force. It came out in a snarl, then a growl, then a bellow as inch by inch the bound blades moved away from him. His shield armed moved back ever so slowly, then slammed into the Vrykul with all his strength, simultaneously slinging the blade away and thrusting. Jol’s own blade was thwarted by a shield, and the pair danced an old soldier’s dirge.

Back and forth the pair hammered, searching for weakness and finding nothing but bare chances and hard shields in their paths. Cuts and flashes of blood appeared on the exposed skin of each, and they kept at each other like rabid dogs hungry for that blood. A slash, and a spin, and another cut. A resounding thud as sword met shield again, and this time the Vrykul bound Jol’s blade against his shield with his own weapon, yanking it from the Paladin’s grasp. Jol rebounded back with shield up, and as the Vrykul opened himself up for the finishing attack, the wily old bastard’s service dagger flashed out from his belt sheathe, and plunged into the Vrykul’s groin to the hilt. A merciless yank upwards, and Jol cut a ragged path through pelvis and midsection, tearing out the side of the abdomen in a sickening half-moon. The Vrykul clutched at his side, dropping his shield but still swinging blindly with that cruel sword. Jolly avoided another swing, moving to the side and behind and burying the dagger into the side of the knee, sending the Vrykul sprawling.

Jolly took his time picking up his sword, grabbing ahold of the Vrykul’s helm and slinging it off of him. THe Vrykul’s head fell, exposing the neck, and he chanted in some ancient tongue as Jol’s sword rose and fell to finish the deed.

More Vrykul came. And Jol Taborwynn met them head on. His only hope was that he and the others could last against them long enough for someone to hold their flank, or the Riders would be done for from a two-front skirmish in the greater battle of Angre’thar.


Rashona

Mother. They defile Your body, murder Your children. Help me fight them. Power rushed through Rashona, warm and familiar as her own blood, and she leapt forward in a tawny blur.

The world was different through a cat’s senses, all scent and sound and the tug of air on her whiskers. Sight was distant and unimportant until you saw movement, there, there, where a new-fallen ghoul was dragging itself back up out of the snow. She raced toward it, claws sheathed for silence until she struck. Lich King or no, a body ripped to rags of flesh would pose no threat to the ones she protected.

She dove into one skirmish after another, weaving among knots of struggling bodies, creeping up to spring on an abomination that towered over her. Her muscles tired and her fur grew slick with gore and worse, but it was a distant annoyance, lost in the need to balance savagery and precision. She’d long since been separated from Linedan, and had to trust his strength to keep him alive, trust the humans not to turn on Davien and Corspilla. Be safe- It wasn’t a prayer; there was no time for prayers.

She could hear shouts, curses in a dozen different languages, and ignored them. Warcries were for those who needed words to fight; for Rashona, the heart of battle was silence. Then she heard a thundering bellow that might have been Linedan. Her head whipped around, and the geists were on her, tumbling down the rocky slope in a jittering parody of a waterfall’s power. Almost her match in strength and agility, and rushing at her in a cascade of fluttering rags and snatching claws-

Mother!

That was a prayer, and it was answered. Her body grew taller, thicker, dark fur stretching like armor where there had been fluid grace a moment before. The black bear raked her claws across empty air and roared.

Come to me!


Laurus

Laz is the bloke with the funny hat. To his right his Fells, to her right, their adopted daughter, Precosia

To the east, the mountain veered upward steeply in a solid wall of white. On their left, the slope was more gentle, descending in a smooth arc for perhaps forty feet before straightening itself out and framing the southeast quarter of the battle line. This corner was barren, save several snow drifts ahead which currently served as a method of crude cover. Their crests reached perhaps to Laurus’ elbows when standing tall; useful for obscuring vision but not much else.

He had picked this spot because it was, in his estimation, the most remote end of the field. The relative openness of the area couldn’t be avoided, but he was sufficiently distant enough to whip up jets of angry fire on the enemy host at minimal personal risk. Haemon had remained at his side, intently focused on the unfolding drama playing out below. Spell after spell blossomed in the broad, four fingered hands of a treant. The druid’s bark seemed entirely impervious to the cold. Laurus almost fancied he saw him sweating from exertion, although he was not sure that was possible in his current form. For his own part, Drachmas had to rely on his black robes and repeated cantrips of warmth to stave off the wintry air.

Laurus had never seen anything quite like this in his lifetime. The brutal scope of the event, the cacophony of screams and the waxing tide of blood was all very overwhelming. Somehow, he also thought it oddly euphoric: an easy fallacy for an observer far from the fray. He stood at ease, signature staff drawn and planted into a small circle where the snow had melted, casually conjuring death like some child might stomp on insects. A savage cackle echoed off the mountainside as another bright flash lit up the snow.

“Enjoying yourself?”, muttered Haemon dryly.

“Heh, hah! What, aren’t you?” His attention was squarely forward, still giggling with girlish glee as he watched a ring of smoldering undead clear the recent blast area.

“A healer’s job is to keep people alive, and in a conflict like this, I am bound to fail at some point. It is a rather depressing state, and as I am not given to the sorts of dramatic displays of power you are, people will only know I am here when I do fail.”

“Depressing? Stop being so bloody sentimental.” Laurus snorted derisively in reply and dropped his arms. “There’s no room for being depressed out here. Far as I can tell, everyone that matters is still alive. More importantly, we still are, and we haven’t even–”

No sooner than this did the ground commence a violent quake. Laurus lost his balance and stumbled to his knees, narrowly saved from falling prone by a single hand bracing against the earth. Haemon, stuck in a much more steadfast form, merely sighed. “See, this is what happens when you open your big fat mouth. You prove me right.”

“I didn’t even finish! What have you got to be right about?!” None of his jocular anger was lost despite the altered state of affairs. Nevertheless, Laurus began to mentally roll over the incantation of invisibility. More so an act of comfort than a consideration; he held on to the vague hope that if all the world died on this battlefield, he might still survive. The escape wouldn’t do much good for Haemon if he had to use it, of course, but there were no heroes here. It didn’t matter much to him if that idiot druid bought it, no more than anyone else.

Only moments after he spoke, what could only be described as a gateway to the abyss burst open atop the central hill. The spiders, lords of the underworld, reached up their hand and pulled down the pinnacle of the mound, leaving a gaping black void in its passing. One of their Kings emerged, a chittering bulk of horror made manifest. “Looks like company is coming,” commented Haemon as a destabilized siege engine disappeared forever into the darkness below. Shad muttered something sharp in Darnassian that echoed of explicatives. Laurus followed his gaze and immediately understood.”Geists too,” continued Haemon, “they will be overrun if it is not just a few. Anything you can do to plug that hole?”

War cries distracted Laurus from the impending disaster and shifted his focus to the bowelless horde which had appeared on cue to the north.”I’m working on it! Vrykul incoming!”

Laurus focused his energy on a single charging warrior to the rear of the pack and merely snapped his fingers. They could not see what he’d done to him, a sudden convergence of writhing flows which threw themselves on the target like starved leeches. He tried to imagine what the creature might start to feel as its body boiled and burst from the inside out, and vaguely wondered if there’d be any friendlies nearby when it happened. There was no time to spare anything else on the half-giants: if unaddressed, that breach could allow a enfilade of the whole line. He considered his options another half second. That was a truly massive hole, and he was utterly incapable of moving so much rock. The best he could do was cut off any further reinforcements.

The air above the hill’s mouth trembled like some crouched, eager beast before the pounce and then whipped itself into a frenzy, razorblades of ice dancing like motes amidst larger cousins which impaled the ground with thundering force, then dissipated like mist. Those that managed to escape the icestorm unscathed galloped about in a frantic search for its source. Geists are, as a rule, keen scouts. Many yellowed eyes found the pair hidden away on the slope and bounded away with lithe rapidity.

“Oh, shit, shit, shit!” The blizzard immediately ceased, leaving only confused, fluttering snowflakes. Laurus reflexively snapped on his mana shield. With the breach clear again, a second wave was already making its way for what was now the most obvious tactical choice. In response, Haemon melded into his elven form and reached for the sky. “Acting as a distraction helps, I suppose. I am curious, Laurus. If I bring the storm, what kind of blizzard can you get out of that?” Despite the frigid air, a downpour had already begun from the gathering clouds locally overhead. Growling with mounting impatience, Laurus estimated the seconds before the skirmishers would be upon them. “Hurry up with the lightning!”

“I am working on it, and thank you ever so much for your collaboration.” Then came the first blinding streak and the smell of burnt meat. Laurus’ next blizzard overlapped partially with the druid’s fury, lashing to pieces the few geists which didn’t burn or collapse in spasms from the powerful bolts. Grudgingly, he had to admit there was a certain beautiful synergy to it. In just a scant few seconds, the geists were no more.

Both hands rested on his thighs as the noble panted, much like some fatigued mongrel on a hot day. Casting spells of that magnitude was a strain both mentally and physically. Haemon slapped Laurus on the back and hit him with an Innervate which struck like its own bolt of lightning. “All right,” he said, “Now I am having fun.”

“Heh…heh…Glad to hear it, druid.” Laurus stood up and wiped at his mouth when he felt the sweet rush of power course through his veins. He swallowed. A scream cut the air, and he wasn’t sure if it was his or not. All of it happened at once. Pounding undead fists impacted like hammerstrikes on his shield. There was no indication where the geist could have come from, and Laurus found himself stumbling back in panic. The lone attacker was followed by more howls which echoed in all directions, and the enemy was upon them.

Coherency evaded the magus entirely. The only thing he could do to hold on to sanity was keep screaming. Where did these ones even come from? It’d be a gruesome death if the geists did them in, torn apart handful by handful, organs yanked out in front of their eyes. For the first time since the Battle of Angrathar began, Laurus truly felt fear.

“Laurus, here!” A branch stretched out to yank the magus under as much cover as he could provide. “I’ll keep them off, you get rid of them!”

Instinct commanded that he listen to his companion. Drachmas threw himself against the protective bark and refreshed his shield, then blew his assailant’s arm off with an explosion of searing heat. It didn’t stop the monster. He didn’t even bleed, although a bone caked with old blood marked his stump. The other hand continued to lash furiously as three more undead found the pair’s flanks. Laurus’ shield vanished without so much as a sound. Next thing he knew, hot blood sprayed over his lips and burning pain shot down his spine. Their claws had landed on his arm and chest, leaving behind oozing trails of red. It was impossible to frighten him any further now. The insane perspicacity of war finally clicked into place, that heedless will to survive that all beings, all living beings possess.

Haemon immediately wrapped himself as much around his ward as he could, a constant stream of elven consonants marking the breaks between pieces of every mending spell he could think of. None were for himself, despite the claws raking bark from his back. Even as the wounds were healing, Laurus was coming around and gnashing his teeth like some enraged animal. “Die! Die, die, die, die, die…”

Freezing air suddenly took on the shimmering haze of the desert. Two geists to his front fell back in charred heaps as he leered forward, unleashing a cone of unquenchable flame. Crackling lightning surrounded them at once, blast after blast of frenzied arcane force expanding outward in a bright lavender bloom, crushing bones and snapping limbs off like twigs. His litany had by no means ended. It only grew louder as the rage consumed him. Another geist sprung into the air and was tossed aside mid-leap by a swirling vortex of glacial frost. His squadmate’s simultaneous attempt smashed against solid ice. There was a hiss of steam as it melted away in the flash fire of a blast wave which roared and shook the ground.

“Die, die, bastards, die…

Laurus whipped his head around a split second in the thick of it all. He couldn’t resist a fiendish grin in Haemon’s direction. When the chips were down, Laurus was glad as hell to be at his side. Haemon smirked as he closed his eyes for another round of rejuvenation.”We need a breather,” Shad gasped, “Retreat, or finish them?”

“Can your wooden legs keep up with me?” It did not strike Laurus as odd that he’d ask; it simply wouldn’t do if that idiot druid died while he was away.

“Not if you blink all the time,” he purred. “Otherwise, yes.”

At the soonest possible lull, Laurus spun around with that typical shit-eating grin. It flickered and split into four identical copies, just as real and infuriating. The central one disappeared in a pulse of light and started running down the hill into the nexus of the crisis. The pair had a Crypt Lord to kill.

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Flop!

So you have an epic story that you want to unleash. You’ve got your ducks in a row, the details are fleshed out, and everything is ready to go. You tilt your head back and march into your RP forum and announce the start of your fantastic tale and . . .

Nothing happens. No one cares. They sorta shrug and go back to playing checkers all the while humming the Warcraft equivalent of a Tom Waits tune. Heart wrenching isn’t it, when you have this great huge thing that you want to start and it gets no play? Instead of sawing at your arms with a butter knife and tuning iTunes to the most emo music ever, it’s time to step back and ask Why did this happen?

Possibility One: The Timing Wasn’t Great

Timing really is everything, and if a group of characters has just recovered from an amazingly difficult story, maybe they need that time with the checkers and the Waits to recoup before they can muster up the energy to have another go. Maybe they have stories of their own that they’re working through and just can’t add more to their plate at this time. Figuring out WHEN to unveil your story is pivotal. One thing I learned from doing a huge arc back in the day called Blood And Sunset is the benefit of an OOC announcement and outline of certain plans beforehand, along the lines of “I’d like to start a story, I’d love guild interaction with it, here’s what I have and what I’d like.” If you request feedback, people will usually give it.

Possibility Two: You Picked The Wrong Audience

Some stories will appeal to certain folks more than others. An example would be the Wildfire Riders collecting northerners like trading cards and the Icecrown thing in game. It’s the perfect storm for them because Arthas decimated Lordaeron early on, and this fight is considered “personal” by many. The characters and the story are symbiotic.

If you have a night elf druid and you want your story to be Elune based, a light loving paladin may not necessarily be the best target for your rants on the merits of worshiping at the Temple of the Moon. If the paladin is one to debate religion, well, bingo, you have a winner. Know thy audience and you will prosper.

Possibility Three: You Wrote A Play, Not Roleplay

This is very, very hard to see sometimes, but when you sit down with a arc, if you sketch out a beginning, an end, and a specific middle and no on has the ability to change any of the details of said arc at any point, you’ve essentially cast a play, NOT invited folks to roleplay. This isn’t to say characters won’t REACT to your drama, of course they will, you scripted it that way. You planned on the rogue’s witty banter and snarky comments, and that priest’s shoulder to cry on. Keep this in mind: if people are going to invest energy in your plans, you need to leave some things open, you need to make them feel like they can contribute and possibly change the course of the events. If you NEED a certain ending to happen for personal roleplay advancement, that’s fine, but at least allow the ‘how you got there’ to be flexible.

Possibility Four: They Just Don’t Find It Interesting

We want to write Hemingway. Sometimes we write manure. It happens. A sign that your story is missing the mark is none of the other factors seem to be a thing, you may have gotten an initial burst of interest, and everything wanes quickly. There’s no shame in asking a player “Hey, you seemed like my story might work for you and then it didn’t. Do you have any suggestions on how this could have gone better?” Feedback, feedback, feedback. Communication is key. And hey, if you look at your notes a little later and go “Yeah, wow, what was I thinking?” Rest assured, everyone who writes does this a lot more than you might realize. We make mistakes, we learn from them, we move on.

Possibility Five: You’re A Drama Llama

If your character has been kidnapped, tortured by Saurfang, maimed by a bear, lit on fire by gnomes AND had a trollish voodoo rite within six months, it might just be that folks are tired of the constant upheaval. Give someone else a chance to shine, for Christ’s sake! One thing I’ve had discussions with others about before is the need to spread the love for RP. It’s one thing to present a story because NOTHING is going on and people need a kick in the pants to get going again. It’s quite another to stack drama upon drama upon drama and expect saving and all of the glory. If you’re looking for realism in your RP, characters need wins from time to time, it can’t always be a big pile of shit, or what’s the point in continuing on? You might as well feed yourself to this guy. There is such a thing as too much of a good (or bad) thing.

*****

Flops in stories are very hard to stomach, but don’t think that because one story goes awry every story will. That’s not the nature of the beast. Even if everything looks dim because you had a lot riding on the outcome of your proposed RP and it went south, keep a few things in mind:

- Try, try, again. The next story will likely be a lot better because you’re going into it armed with the WHY of your previous failure and you can avoid pitfalls.
- It happens to everyone.
- Your friends will help you through it.

It’s amazing going over all of the roleplay advice threads and discussions we’ve had on this blog how MUCH goes back to communication. Discussing your wants, needs, and yes FAILURES with others can open your eyes and teach you a lot. People are more than happy to help when asked. There’s this saying called pay it forward, and that means when people help you, you will likely be willing to help them when their flop time comes up. Talk it out, ask for pointers and ask for advice if you’re unsure. It will get you far.

Ta!

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Fleshing Out Your Character: Insecurities

When you’re creating a character, it’s often easy to think about the traits that make him cool to hang out with, or to figure out what abilities she prides herself on.  But what about the things that make her feel self-conscious or insecure?  What does your character dread will get pointed out about him?

These can be anything from minor flaws to major failings.  They might stem from physical characteristics (or the character’s perception thereof) or be a result of something in her backstory. Let’s take a look at a few examples.  I’m grouping them into physical/mental/social, though understand that in a lot of ways, these categories might bleed into one another.

Physical

Something about your character’s body is the source of insecurity.  Is she taller than everyone she knows?  Does he have an awkward gait due to an injury?  Are his clothes shabby and worn?  Is she a Night Elf who thinks her ears are way too short?

Mental

We have two characters in the Riders who can’t read, a fact that made them very uncomfortable when attention was drawn to it, even inadvertently.  Maybe your character’s terrible at math and dreads a shopkeeper figuring that out and taking advantage of them.  Perhaps their memory is missing from a certain period of time, and they don’t want anyone to know.

Social

Is your character afraid her commoner’s accent will make people think less of her?  Is he terrified of having to speak in front of a crowd?  Maybe he never really had any close friends and suddenly has someone confiding in him — how will he react to someone crying on his shoulder?  What if your character failed spectacularly at something in the past, and is afraid she’ll be recognized and ridiculed for it?

Once you have some of ideas for insecurities in mind, it’s worthwhile to explore why they’re there in the first place.  Did the tall girl in the class get teased about her height when she was growing up, or taunted because her dresses always hung awkwardly on her gangly frame?  Did the character’s failure at math mean their brother got cheated out of a deal?  Did he grow up somewhere remote, with only his immediate family for company?

The reasoning doesn’t have to be intricate.  It doesn’t even have to make sense.  A real-life example: I hate showing my teeth when I smile.  Before braces, I had a huge overbite.  The braces have been off for fifteen years and I still have A Thing about it.  Last weekend, Yva asked me to show ‘em, and I literally could not do it. To the point where I spent the next ten minutes covering my mouth with my hand.

Does it make sense?  Not at all.  But there it is.

So how did your character’s insecurities pop up in the first place?  And how do they color his or her actions and reactions in-game?

Does the shabbily dressed character steal finery from nobles’ clotheslines on wash day?  Does the one who stutters speak as rarely as possible?

Do they perhaps try to cover up their insecurities in another way?  The short-eared elf might go out and get a hundred piercings so peoples’ eyes are drawn to the jewelry rather than the size and shape of her ears.  The woman with the commoner’s accent might adopt a noble’s cadence and inflection to hide where she’s truly from.

How does that character react when someone does call attention to their insecurities?  Do they shrink away or flee the scene?  Do they put on some false bravado and talk too loudly?  Do they try deflecting and changing the subject?

Physical flaws are probably among the easiest to create and bring into roleplay, though there’s the danger of coming off as a bit Sue-ish with them.  If your character is constantly lamenting how ugly she is while her RSP description lists all the ways in which she’s a perfect sparkleprincess, it becomes less about insecurity and more about fishing for attention.  This isn’t to say that all of a character’s perceived physical flaws have to be real.  Body dysmorphic disorder is a very real thing (and would be a completely different post), but if a character’s only calling attention to her “too-big nose” so someone will tell her how it’s really quite lovely and dainty and how they just want to kiss it, well… maybe you want to rethink that.

Something else to consider is whether or not you want your character to overcome that insecurity.  It can become a great source for a storyline.  You can go for anything from the comic to the tragic:  the guy who hates public speaking tries out for a play and hijinks ensue.  The person who doesn’t really know how to be close to someone else fails to deliver comfort in a friend’s time of need — not because he doesn’t feel sympathy, but because he doesn’t know how to show it.  Maybe he loses the friend altogether; maybe he has to work to repair the friendship.  Maybe the spurned friend sells him out to the villain.

So, cats ‘n’ kittens, let’s hear it!  What are some of your characters’ insecurities?  How did they start?  What happens when attention is called to them?  Do you think they’ll ever overcome it, either as a part of their story arc, or simply through interactions with others?

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Friday Fiction: Apple Picking

Iced-Over Orchard

~Late fall~

Bricu’s flannel-lined denim and thick wool sweater were a different set of armor for a different sort of job. Instead of a sword or an axe, his weapons of choice were two large wicker baskets. One was suitable for a large number of late season apples, the other hefty enough to carry branches of applewood. Lastly, he’d stashed his service dagger in his boot and hung a hatchet on his belt. He finished dressing long before Threnn got Naiara dressed in her new fall coat.

“Missus,” he said, “Yeh think there are other parents who would find use fer a few weapons designed fer the adventurin’ parent?”

Threnn handed Naiara off to Bricu while she finished preparing her day bag. “What are you talking about?” She grabbed Naiara’s baby sling, a Kaldoeri invention made of thick fabric that allowed one to carry a baby on their back.

“Love, yeh’ve been makin’ weapons fer years now. Can’t yeh figure out a way t’hollow out a hilt fer carryin’ diapers?” Bricu said.

She frowned at him. “A hilt? That’d throw off the balance, taking them in and out all the time. A modified sheath would make more sense.” She hefted the bag, examining it. “Maybe something you could attach to one of these…”

“Yeh can design it on the way ta the orchard. But if we don’t get goin’ soon, all the best trees’ll be picked over.” Naiara squealed as Bricu lifted her above his head and made gyrocopter noises. “Someone — an’ I’m not namin’ names — is gettin’ fresh applesauce t’night.”

Threnn grinned. “Does that mean you’re making pork chops for dinner?”

“All right. Two someones.”

The drive to the Longwell’s orchard was slow by choice. Bricu took a scenic route and resisted the urge to open the bike up on the road. Naiara had developed a terrible habit of waking up the minute he cut the bike’s engine. With the scenic route, at a reasonable speed, she’d get a good chunk of her nap in. For their part, Bricu and Threnn discussed the finer points of multi-function weapon design.

“Och, I got it!” Bricu said.

“Got what?”

“Start makin’ crossbows. The heft o’the blankets and diapers will balance out the modifications t’the stock!”

“Love, I make swords, axes and maces. I don’t make things that shoot bolts or arrows. I could make lighter weight weapons: more rapiers and daggers.” Threnn said.

“But where’s the fun in that, Missus? That’s far too practical. Maybe an axe can deal with the balance right?”

“Balanced but then too heavy to swing? No point in wielding a weapon you can’t lift. No… The best way to work it is in the sheath. ”

“What if yeh had a pommel yeh could unscrew fer a pacifier?” Asked Bricu.

“You would have to keep that impeccibly clean. Think of what could get into the pommel, then think about putting that into a baby’s mouth?” Threnn grimaced. “And if you took the pommel off before the fighting…”

“The balance. Aye. That’s shite.” Bricu said.

“First sheaths. Then we can try figuring out something else.”

“At the very least, we can get Del t’make bags that are strong enough t’carry small weapons.”

“That could work.” Threnn said.

They pulled up to the Longwell’s orchard by the middle of the morning. True to form, Naiara woke up the minute Bricu cut the engine. Threnn handed her to Bricu while she exited the bike, but Naiara cooed and reached for her mother.

“Seems she doesn’t want her da just after a nap.” Bricu said. He started to put on the Kaldorei baby sling.

“She just knows her da has to carry the apples and the wood. Our girl is a clever girl.” She took her daughter into her arms. Naiara immediately started squirming around to look at Bricu. She cooed again.

“Yeh want t’put her in the sling?” Bricu asked.

“No, I can carry her for a while.” Threnn said. “When I get tired, I’ll hand her over.”

There were a handful of people in the orchard –some were working, others were visitors– but the Longwell’s were in a stall at the entrance to the orchard. That was where the youngest of the Longwell children weighed apples. They had even started a lucrative side business selling warm cider and apple bread to the late-season apple pickers.

Bricu and Threnn, with Naiara on Threnn’s hip, strolled through the orchard, heading to the far end where there might still be a few trees left with fruit on their branches. Even this far back, most of the trees had been picked bare. The fruit left at the front of the orchard was small and misshapen.

“What do they do with those apples?” Threnn asked, touching one of them as they passed by.

“They’ll get picked an’ used as bait fer huntin’. Boar an’ deer like apples, an’ I guess their palates don’t mind the sour bitter ones left o’er. Yeh ever had one?”

“No, my culindary dare was Westfall stew. I don’t think I’d eat rock hard apples.” Threnn said.

“We did, back in Lordaeron. There was a season where we got more kids an’ didn’t have enough food…so we stole all the apples we could. Nearly got pinched fer that.”

“How were they?”

“When we were outta sight, an’ we had our first celebratory ones, they were the best damn apples I’ve ever had. But when we got home an’ had more after lights out?” Bricu grimaced. “Ugh, I was sick fer two days.”

She snickered. “So now you want to buy late season apples?”

“There’s a difference. This far south, these kinda apples are fine, since these get more sun an’ warmth than the apples up north. Shi,..” Bricu caught himself and replaced his traditional curse with the Naiara Friendly words. “Earmuffs–They just cost more than other apples. These are fer bakin an’ sauces. I’ll even candy a few.”

“Candied apples?”

“Aye. Candied apples.”

“We should hurry up a bit then. I think someone wants to start picking.” Threnn lifted Naiara towards one of the lower branches. Naiara, giggling and squirming, reached up to grab the nearest apple. She tugged and pulled with all of her strength, but it wouldn’t budge. Threnn reached up and helped her pluck it from the branch. It went straight into her mouth, where Naiara began to gum and chew at the skin.

“She old ‘nough fer that then?” Bricu asked.

“It’s too big for her to get her front teeth into, but she might pry off a chunk.” Threnn started to pull the apple away when Naiara shook her head fiercely and dropped it. She frowned as it thunked onto the ground.

Their corner of the orchard had been mostly empty when they’d entered it, but now it was virtually silent. The autumn breeze carried the sounds of the Longwell children to them, but their voices were faint and faraway, even though the main buildings of the Longwell farm was still visible. Threnn switched Naiara to her left hip so her sword arm was free. Her right hand rested lightly on her hilt, but she didn’t draw just yet. Bricu looked around, pretending to casually survey the trees for promising looking fruit, but he was slowly reaching for the hatchet at his belt.

At the edge of the orchard, outside the neat rows of apple trees, was a stand of oaks all twisted and gnarled together. Bricu nodded towards them. “That’s where it’ll come from, then. Yeh ready?”

“Think so.” They closed in until they stood shoulder to shoulder, Naiara between them.

“Oi, love,” Bricu whispered. “Put her on me back then.”

Threnn slid Naiara into the sling. The baby let out a querulous coo, then a string of gibberish that almost sounded like she was chastising someone: “babababaBABA!”

At home, of course, one of the Riders would’ve played along and looked contrite, or one of the cats would have rolled onto his or her back, submitting to belly scratches at that tone. Out here, though, they weren’t among friends. From the stand of oaks came a chorus of cruel, cold laughter, as the gang that had been lying in wait emerged from their cover.

“She sure told us, didn’t she?” The leader addressed his entourage, but his eyes were fixed on the Bittertongues.

They could see at least four, three men and a women. Both Bittertongues were aware that one or two of these brigands could still be hinding somewhere in the orchard. A slight shuffling behind them confirmed these fears.

“Eyes up here.” The leader said. He was a few inches taller than Threnn, but he slumped at the shoulders. He was the only one in the band that had a complete set of armor –all black leather, oiled and well-cared for– complete with Sin’dorei half-mask. The rest of his crew wore mismatched pieces of mail. Whereas his crew carried heavy swords and axes, he had two small blades at his belt. They all wore the same tabard: a red hand on a field of black.

“That apple she ate,” the leader said, “that’ll be fifty crowns.”

Bricu nodded. “That’s a steep price, squire.” He reached for the coin purse on his belt with his left hand. His right hovered over the hatchet. “Yeh want me t’just throw yeh the coin purse then?”

“Do you frequently carry more than fifty crowns on your person?” the woman asked.

“We were planning on buying a lot of apples.” Threnn said.

“Plans change.” The woman smirked and gestured at the crew.

“Aderyn is right, Bittertongues. Plans change.” the leader said.

“Fair enough. Tell us how are our plans different, squire.” Bricu said.

“Stop with the ’squire.’ Since we’re going to be close, you might as well call me Eloy. So here’s how this is going to work: you’re going toss us your coin purses. Then you and Threnn are headed back to Stormwind to get the rest of the protection money.”

“We are?” asked Threnn.

“You are.” Eloy said. “Because you’re leaving Naiara with us.”

“We’ll take care of her.” Aderyn said. “Auntie Aderyn and Uncle Eloy. We’ll be just as as careful as Thenia and Padraig. I know they watch her for free.” Aderyn let her left hand fall upon the hilt of her axe. “But such services are not cheap. Just think of us as a more expensive version of your parents. And we’re collecting back-payments.”

“It’s just a few hundred thousand crowns,” Eloy said. “She is priceless, isn’t she?”

Bricu and Threnn turned to look at each other. Neither said a word. After a few heartbeats, both turned back to Eloy and Aderyn.

“Right then,” Bricu said. “Let’s get this o’er with, aye?” He took a few steps forward, with Naiara on his back. She wasn’t babbling anymore; she was absolutely silent. Bricu could feel her breath on the back of his neck. It should have been reassuring, but it did nothing to ease Bricu’s worries. Halfway between Eloy and Threnn, he called upon the Light to shield Naiara from harm. She giggled as the Light covered her from head to toe.

The crack of gunfire from behind cut her giggle short. She started to wail.

Bricu didn’t hear if the shot bounded off the Light, nor did he feel the impact or heat of a bullet. He spun around to face where the sniper was hidden. The rifle’s muzzle was clearly out of the brush now, just where he had hoped he would be. He hurled his hatchet with all of his strength. It spun in the air, end over end, and landed squarely into the sniper. The man cried out in pain –almost as loud as Naiara– and started to run out of the orchard. He fell before he’d taken three steps. Bricu turned back to Eloy.

“Yeh should have settled fer the purses.”

No one paid his quip any attention: Threnn had already cleared the distance to the rest of Eloy’s crew.

Aderyn was closer than Eloy by a few steps. Threnn’s sword was out of its sheath with plenty of time to swing, but the woman she was charging had the advantage: standing still, feet planted, axe at the ready.

Between prayers to the Light, Threnn cursed at herself. Should’ve brought the two-hander. Should’ve brought a shield. Should’ve brought a sword that wasn’t three days out of the forge. She trusted in her own handiwork, certainly, but she wasn’t yet used to the weight of this design. New swords were like new lovers: every touch, every motion taught you something. She’d brought this sword in the hopes of practicing forms later on, when they picnicked after the apple picking was done.

So much for that.

She calculated as she ran. Aderyn’s swing would be slower, harder to check. If Threnn could feint, get her to commit to a blow…

The gunshot changed her plans. Instinct drove her into a dive and a roll, her heart wrenching as behind her, Naiara began to wail. There was no time to turn around and make sure they were all right. For now, she’d have to take the crying as reassurance that they were both still alive. Then she was crouched and ready. Aderyn was waiting for her, already starting her swing. The only thing for it was to throw herself inside the woman’s reach. Threnn launched herself forward in an ungainly leap, following the point of her sword. The women collided, Threnn’s momentum and the weight of the axe carrying them back towards the stand of oaks.

They tumbled together, legs tangling, falling gracelessly into the high grass.

Aderyn grunted, drew her knees up and kicked, sending Threnn backwards. The paladin scrambled to her feet as the bandit lurched to hers, both women checking their grips on their weapons. The tip of Threnn’s sword was red; the crescent blade of Aderyn’s axe was spotless. Aderyn’s tabard sported a large tear right below her right rib. She felt the wound with her left hand. “You cut me.”

“That was the point.” Threnn said. Behind her, Threnn could hear Bricu fighting with the rest of Eloy’s crew, but she still couldn’t spare a glance.

“Your man isn’t nearly as clever as his reputation,” Aderyn said. She wiped the blood off of her hand and adjusted her grip on her axe. “Three men, and all he has is a dagger.”

Threnn put her guard up. “Worry about the woman in front of you.”

Aderyn grinned and swung her axe, faster than Threnn thought possible. Threnn lunged foward, dodging the sharp crescent. Aderyn shuffled backwards, keeping her opponent at a distance. She let the momentum of her swing spin her around and brought the axe up to bear again, this time forcing Threnn to parry. The force of the swing almost tore the blade from Threnn’s hand, but she held on.

The axe blade rode the length of the longsword before it bit into the crosspiece. Threnn changed her guard to grip the sword with both hands, thinking Aderyn would wrench the axe up and either cut at her leg or stab with the pommel.

Aderyn did neither. She thrust the axe at Threnn, pushing the longsword up, but letting the tapered curves of the axe slam into her breastbone and shoulder. “Sweetheart, I’m not worried in the slightest.” She pulled the axe free from Threnn and started another swing.

Bricu gripped the hilt of his service dagger, and held the dagger so its blade was against his wrist. Even through his shirt, he could feel the cold metal of the blade against his wrist. Ahead of him were Eloy and two of his crew. Eloy hung back, daggers drawn. The other two drew their heavy longswords and charged.

On his back, Naiara was wailing. Normally, Bricu would have taken her out of her sling and comforted her, or Threnn would rock her or sing to her. Neither of them could do any of that now. It tore at his heart to hear her cry, but she would have to wait just a bit longer. He kept Naiara on his back, to shield her from the attacks, and sized up Eloy’s men. Both were wielding well-worn two handed swords, but neither one of them looked particularly proficient with their chosen weapons. They tried to flank him, which Bricu made easier by keeping a wide profile to them. His main worry was Naiara. Not Eloy, not his swordsmen, but his baby on his back.

“Lads,” Bricu said while back-pedaling, “whatever Eloy’s payin’ yeh, I’ll double it.”

“You can’t bribe them.” Eloy said. He was watching both fights unfold, and he didn’t hesitate to share his laughter. “I’ve promised them all work. Meaningful, challenging and rewarding work. You’re just offering them single payout!”

The first of Eloy’s swordsmen caught up to Bricu. His boiled leather and mail jerkin rattled against the pommel of his oversized sword. He was carrying the blade and charging in a way that –if it weren’t for Naiara– Bricu would have laughed at. But even clumsy, poorly trained idiot could get lucky. So Bricu side-stepped to the left, forcing both swordsmen to come at him from the right.

“Lads, I’ll triple it.” The closer of the two brought his blade up and drew a slash across Bricu’s chest. On the downswing, Bricu rushed into his guard and side-stepped the arc of the blade. The other swordsmen threw himself to where Bricu was and slashed a horizontal arc. The two blades narrowly missed.

“Right, I’m back t’doublin’ it then.” Bricu said. He was a dagger’s reach from the first man. “This is the part where yeh surrender, boyo.”

“Piss off.” The swordsmen threw an elbow into Bricu’s nose as he maneuvered his long blade around.

Bricu felt the rush of blood from his nose. Stars danced in front of his eyes as the pain rang through his head. Before the other man could swing his blade back, Bricu slashed his service dagger across the swordsman’s left arm, cutting through mail, leather and flesh. He stopped when he felt the tip of his dagger hit the bones in the man’s wrist. The swordsman cried out in pain as his arm fell, limp and useless.

“Should’ve taken my offer, squire.”

Somewhere behind them, Threnn could hear Bricu trading barbs with Eloy’s men. Naiara wailed, but it was a frightened sound, not a hurt one. For the moment, then, they were all right. She could devote her attention to her own fight.

She stepped back, out of the arc of Aderyn’s axe, but just barely. The blade whistled through the air inches away. Her chest ached where the last blow had landed, but Aderyn wasn’t about to let her take a moment to recover. Without armor or a shield, Threnn was at a disadvantage. The best she could hope for was to keep the other woman swinging until she tired herself out and got careless.

But looking at the muscles in Aderyn’s arms and the crooked grin on her lips, it would take a long time before the weight of the axe began to drag on her. There were still the two men on Bricu and Eloy himself to worry about.

No, she’d have to find another way to take Aderyn out of the fight.

This sword’s not for defending. It’s good steel and a sturdy bloody design, so attack already.

Threnn drove forward, forcing Aderyn to check her swing and block the incoming strike with the haft of her axe. Before the other woman could thrust back and throw her off-balance, Threnn pulled away and jabbed the pommel into the taller woman’s gut, eliciting an oof as the wind rushed out of her.

Aderyn’s grip on her axe loosened, but she didn’t drop it. She staggered back a step, sucking in a whooping lungful of air. Her eyes never left Threnn, watching for the charge.

It didn’t come. Threnn circled instead, wary of rushing into a trap.

“All right, then,” said Aderyn, her boots shuffling in the leaves. She wasn’t nearly as out of breath as she’d pretended to be, but was she turning her left side to Threnn a bit, protecting the wound on her right?

Threnn thought maybe she was. They circled a while longer, each occasionally feinting at the other, seeking out one another’s weaknesses and tells. As her path brought her around, Threnn saw Bricu taking on Eloy’s men. He kept his front to them, shielding Naiara from them. She had her fists buried in his shirt. Her face was red from crying; tears streamed down her cheeks, leaving trails that any other time would be wiped away and soothed with a kiss.

Enough. Enough of this.

She’d been battle-calm until now, holding fear and anger at bay to concentrate on the task at hand. It had never failed her on the field, letting her see which soldiers needed her help the most, where the fighting and injuries were thickest, knowing when to step in herself.
The sight of her frightened daughter changed that. Rage broke through the calm, and she let it wash over her. Superseding it, far stronger than the fury, was the need to protect. Without warning, Threnn rushed at Aderyn, a snarl tearing from her throat.

A mother needs sharp teeth to protect her cubs.

She saw the other woman ground herself, saw her bring up the axe, felt the tip of its wicked curve biting into her shoulder, but it didn’t matter. There was nothing but the snarling and snapping of teeth as they fell together once more, the howls of her daughter, and the momentary of resistance of blade puncturing flesh.
Aderyn planted her back leg, bringing them both to a stop. She grinned as she yanked her axe away and heard Threnn’s pained grunt, but the smile soon faded.

Something was very wrong.

Threnn stood before her, panting, knuckles white from her grip on the sword hilt. Aderyn stared at the paladin’s fingers dumbly for a moment, until realization dawned. Hands. Hilt. Dull pain flared in her chest and back: blade. “You bitch,” she whispered, before the color drained from her face and the blood bubbled past her lips. She sagged, the axe dropping from her hands at last.

Threnn pulled the blade from the other woman’s chest and let her fall.

The swordsman kicked the blade away and started to draw the short sword at his hip. Bricu switched the grip on his service dagger and stabbed him just below the rib cage. The swordsman couldn’t cry out. He struggled to breathe. Bricu twisted the blade deeper. His right hand on the hilt, Bricu put his left arm around the swordsman’s shoulders and slammed the crown of his head into the bridge of his opponnents nose. He spun them both around in time for the swordsmen to catch the full force of his partner’s claymore in his ribs.

Its blunted tip slammed into Bricu, just above his hip. Naiara screamed louder than her father, but Bricu couldn’t console her. He felt her dig her hands into his shoulders and bury her face into his neck. Bricu started to speak a few words of comfort to her, but the other swordsman started to pull his claymore from his comrade’s body. Comforting Naiara would have to wait.

Bricu side-stepped the swordsmen’s arc and threw three well aimed punches into the his body, focusing on the kidney and solar plexus. The leather and mail absorbed most of the blows, but each hit did its job. The swordsman snarled something at Bricu, and left his claymore embedded in the body of his fellow Red Hand. He drew his short sword in a smooth, quick motion and thrust it at where Bricu was. The lunge missed him by inches. Bricu had side-stepped again, this time into the swordsman’s guard. Before he could pull his blade back into position, Bricu put his arm around the man’s neck and held in close. The swordsmen’s short sword was completely out of position. Standing chest to chest, Bricu delivered two quick Andorhal Kisses to the bridge of the man’s nose. He crumpled into Bricu’s arms, then Bricu let him fall to the ground. For good measure, Bricu kicked the him in the face. Bricu bent at his waist to make sure that the swordsmen was either dead or unconscious. His short, jagged breathes confirmed the latter.

“Och wee one, its almost over.” Bricu said to Naiara. She kept wailing–he doubted she could even hear his comforting words at this point–but there was still one person left to deal with before he could hold her close. Bricu looked across the clearing for Eloy.

The wound in Threnn’s shoulder throbbed. She felt the warmth of her own blood trickling down her chest, but there wasn’t time for a complete healing just now, not while Eloy still stood. She drew the Light into herself, enough to stop the bleeding, and flicked her gaze towards Bricu and Naiara. Her daughter’s wails still keenly cut the air.

Bricu straightened from his most recently fallen opponent, and reached one hand up to soothe her as best he could while still keeping an eye on the field. He winced as he did it, a red stain spreading along his side when he lifted his arm. Threnn said another prayer. The cut didn’t feel deadly, but even the smallest wound could distract you during a fight. And from the way Eloy stood — hands casually over the hilts of his daggers, expression and posture slightly bored — she knew he was a man who would see every hesitation and take advantage of it. It was something she’d seen before.

He stands like Tarq.

They’d have to do this fast, then.

Still wincing from the pain, Bricu bent down and reached for one of the swords that his opponents had dropped. He kept one eye on Eloy, who stood stock still, the very image of confidence.

“Isn’t this where the right and noble Paladins offer me a chance to surrender?”

Bricu caught Threnn’s eye before answering. She gave him a nod. “No,” Bricu said through clenched teeth. “But if yer offerin’, we’ll consider it.”

Eloy responded with flash powder. In a blink of an eye, he was gone. Bricu dropped his sword and brought Naiara close to his chest. He spoke enough holy words to bring the Light around both of them. Naiara was still wailing, and being held this way did little to soothe her. Bricu’s fears were confirmed when he felt three quick hits to his back, where Naiara had been just moments before. Holding her, and still cloaked in the light, Bricu spun around quickly. Eloy was fast, almost dancing away from him, but Bricu didn’t need to hit him. He called upon the Light, speaking the prayers to hold Eloy in place.

For a heartbeat, Eloy was frozen in mid-stab. Bricu stepped to his left so Eloy’s blade would sail past him when he came to. In the same heartbeat, Eloy shrugged of Bricu’s prayer and finished his cut, missing Bricu by a hair’s breadth. Eloy brought his dagger up for a quick follow through, but Threnn parried the strike. Bricu jumped back, giving Threnn a chance to slide into his guard. She held the thin blade up, and Eloy’s dagger rode the blade down to the guard. Before he could pull it free, Threnn threw her elbow into Eloy’s nose. He dropped his dagger and staggered backwards, his left hand trying to staunch the flow of blood.

Eloy let go of his ruined nose and reached for more flash powder. Threnn called upon the Light, the same short prayer Bricu had uttered, and Eloy was held in place. He form was outlined by a soft golden light. With Eloy held in place a second time, Threnn lunged, scoring hits in Eloy’s shoulder and legs. As the Light faded, so did Eloy’s resolve. He crumpled to the ground, dropping his remaining blade.

“I yield!” he screamed, spraying blood before him. “Don’t kill me!”

Threnn kept the sword level with Eloy’s throat. “You threaten my husband and my child and you expect me to let you walk away?” She growled. “I should slit your throat. Right. Here.”

“I’m asking for compassion! One of the tenets…”

“Stow that fuckin’ religious shite yeh fuckin’ wanker,” Bricu said. In one arm he held Naiara, who was still shaken from the fight. Her wail had subsided and now she simply cried. In the other hand, he held his hatchet. “Threnny’s right. We should end yer miserable life right here. But that’d be a terrible disservice t’the Longwell’s an’ their orchards.”

“Thank you…” Eloy said.

Bricu interrupted his blubbering. “Don’t thank us yet. Yeh didn’t hear the terms.” He lifted his hatchet for emphasis. “Red Hands? That’s one too many.”

Eloy’s eyes widened. “What are you doing?”

“Sendin’ a message.” Bricu said.

Eloy started to move, but Threnn put the tip of the rapier against his throat. “Don’t.” She said.

“Put yer hands on the ground Eloy, palms down.” Bricu said.

Eloy did as he was told. Blood contiued to flow down his face. “Please. Don’t.”

Bricu gave Naiara over to Threnn. She took her daughter with her left arm and cradled her against her hip. Naiara clung to her mother and started to cry harder. The sword still at Eloy’s neck, Threnn started to whisper words of comfort to her daughter.

“Yeh beg for mercy when yeh stabbed where my wee girl was?” Bricu said. “If I gave inta me more base instincts, yer soul’d be screamin’ in the Nether for a thousand fuckin’ years. But, yer gonna do me an’ the missus a favor.”

“HOW? How can I be any use with one hand?!” Eloy screamed.

Threnn moved the sword away. Eloy started to scramble, but Bricu kicked him in the temple. He twirled the new hatchet in his hand as he loomed over Eloy. Threnn faced Naiara away from the man on the ground.

“Yeh don’t need two hands t’speak.”

The hatchet swung down, severing skin, muscle and bone in one strike. The sound of the blade driving through Eloy’s wrist and into the ground was not altogether unlike the thunk of an apple falling from its branch.

Only, screams didn’t normally come on the heels of fallen apples. Eloy had passed out from the kick to his head, but fresh pain pulled him back to consciousness. The glow of the Light surrounded him as Threnn closed the wound. As quickly as the pain had come, it was gone, yet the man continued to shriek, staring at the lump of flesh that had once been connected to his wrist. The shrieks dwindled down into snivelling as Eloy scrambled up onto his knees, cradling his shortened limb and gaping up at the family standing above him.

“There,” said Bricu. “One red hand ta match yer tabard. Now yeh bring the one I cut off back t’yer friends an’ tell ‘em how yeh lost it. Be sure ta tell ‘em the part where yeh tried takin’ yer blade ta a baby, so they know the price o’ tryin’ that shite again. Tell ‘em yeh got off light. Understood?”

Eloy nodded.

Bricu turned to Threnn and Naiara. “The applesauce is gonna have ta wait,” he said.

Threnn smiled, but her eyes were on Eloy, and they were troubled. “’s fine. We still have peaches. She won’t miss it.” She brought her gaze back to Bricu. “Let’s just get home.”

“Aye.” He put one arm around his wife and his daughter as they left the orchard. In his other hand he held his hatchet.

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Godmodding and You

Fellow Feathermooninite and fantastic blogger, Ovistine, tweeted her frustrations regarding a topic that many an RP has faced: Godmodding. This is the practice of forcing another character into a thought, or behavior, against their will. Common examples of this can be found in FlagRSPs:

“As you gaze upon Pretty Pretty Princess, you are drawn to her. She is so pretty, so attractive, you simply have to have her…”

Or

“You cannot meet the evil gaze of Evil Warlock EvilvonEvilson, the most evil of evil that ever kicked a kitten.”

If this issue was limited to character descriptions, then the problem of Godmodding would have easy solutions. Godmodding occurs in fic, in random RP, during RP events and anywhere in between. In short, Godmodding can occur damn near anytime two RPers start to RP. It is not an insurmountable problem, it just takes a little creativity to deal with.

Before we delve into solutions, some attention should be given to why godmodding occurs. I would suggest that there are two primary causes for Godmodding:

  • Bad Communication.
  • Two RPers who randomly interact will not be aware of their styles, their character’s goals and motivations or their various histories. Figuring out the last two is what makes RP exciting. Sussing out new characters should be a FUN activity for everyone involved. Sometimes, players forget that the primary way to communicate these facets is to RP it. They want it to come across instantly. In Game RP isn’t that simple. OoC communication needs to supplement IC communication to help bridge the gap of paraverbal communication (ie: our tone of voice).

    Bricu is a perfect example of this. He frequently, if not always, comes across as an abrasive, manipulative, lying jerk to people. This has lead to other players to step in in OoC (or through whispers) to say, “That’s just who he is. Don’t be scared off.” Now, when I play Bricu, I don’t emote, “Bricu makes you feel uncomfortable being here.” If that is what he is trying to do–Hint: it probably is–then I try to do that through RP. Note that since I’m RPing a bastard, I use the OoC communication in two ways: To make sure the other player realizes I’m not that big of a jerk AND to point out that the RP is just Bricu’s personality and style.

    In a rush to accomplish their RP goals, some Godmodders forget (or do not know) basic communication skills, and forcing thoughts, feelings and actions onto other characters.

  • Controlling Players
  • Controlling Players, however, are a different breed. These are the players who do not want to relinquish control to their characters. They want, or need, for their characters to be recognized as something, be it pretty, evil, good, powerful. The options go on and on. In order to achieve these goals, they force others to acknowledge their characters beauty, morals or their ABV.

    I am sure there are reasons for Godmodding that do not fit neatly into either category; however There is one tactic that may work for all types of Godmodders: Try talking to them. This is not just my advice. The wise folks at the Hearthstone Tavern also suggest that taking someone aside to explain why Godmodding sucks deals with this issue at least 50% of the time. In short, rule number one in dealing with Godmodding: Be patient, explain why it doesn’t work and give them a do-over.

    Another tactic for dealing with Godmodders: Co-opt the Godmodding. A long time ago, another player wrote up a bit of Fic that had a paladin trainer–Grayson Shadowbreaker–talking about how Bricu was a terribad example of a paladin. In this same speech, Threnn was indirectly cautioned to stay away from Bricu and the player’s character was praised. Now, I had set up Bricu to have a difficult relationship with the leaders of the Church. I didn’t specify who, nor did I say why. It was explained to me by someone else, someone who did not run this idea by me.

    I did not just run with it. I took ownership of it. I explained my concerns regarding the story, but I then created the reasons why Grayson dislikes Bricu. While Bricu was labled by another writer, I took ownership of that label and did what I wanted with it. This is not giving the Godmodder what they want. This is taking what the Godmodder gave you and making it your own.

    Imagine that a Godmodder wants to punch your character. In typical Godmodder fashion, they emote, “Mr. Dudeguy draws his and stabs yourToon in the gut. Blood beings to flow.” RP the stab wound. Whisper to them the conventions that you are used to (for instance, that *normally* the combat would be handled like x, y or z) and RP the fight normally. Don’t forget to include, calling for help, healing yourtoon and pressing charges with the watch.

    Last, and not least, there is another way to address Godmodding: Ignore them. If a person will not communicate with you on the nature of the RP, there is no reason to RP with them. RP happens with people, not TO people. If you are willing to talk with a Godmodder and work with them, then they should, at least, attempt to work with you. To be completely realistic, not everyone gets along with everyone else. While you should give a Godmodder a chance to work with you, if they refuse to, you do not need to beat your head into your keyboard.

    If you have to ignore the Godmodder, I recommend the following: RP what you are comfortable with and leave the rest at the table. To continue with the stabbing example, you could RP that your character’s bleeding out into Dalaran, crying for help in your RP channels. You could RP that your character crawls to saftey, away from the nutter with the knife, and manages to call for help. I would strongly recommend not Godmodding in return–don’t feed into the negative behavior by emoting how your 80 level prot shield slams the 75 rogue into the Nether. Focus on what your character COULD do to escape the bad situation and type in /ignore.

    In short, good communication can help with Godmodding. If they don’t want to communicate, then your job is done. Do not, however, Godmod back.

    Now its your turn. Tell us about your favorite ways of dealing with Godmodding or about your worst instances of Godmodding!

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    Wrathgate Wednesday: Introductions and An Italics Post

    Welcome to yet another edition of Wrathgate Wednesday. Today we have Three more additions to the list of overall story. First, the introduction of Alcime, a Death Knight connected to Uthas and at least one other Rider. Then we have Mary Norvalleon, another death knight. She also has blood ties to one specific Wildfire Rider. Finally, we have the Italics posts that introduces a complication for the Wildfire Riders and the Horde to the Battle of the Wrathgate.

    Alcime

    Form rank, take position, guard the back lines.

    She fell into formation, waiting for The Priest’s next order. Vrykul lay dead at her feet, but she knew this was just the start of Arthas’s fury. The true onslaught had yet to begin. Ghouls, abominations, necromancers and gargoyles were the unyielding sentinels at the gates, waiting as patiently as only the dead could wait for their liege lord’s command.

    Form rank, take position, guard the back lines.

    And so she did. There was no doubt that what she did here was just. Her duty – her function now, in this second life – was as clear to her as her own name. Angrathar meant so many things to so many people: some came for glory, some came for revenge for lands and loves lost. The Eye came because it was their purpose to be here. This fight sustained them and justified their existence. It was as vital to them as air was to a man drawing breath.

    When they had nothing, they had The Priest’s vision of Arthas’s fall, and here at long last was their opportunity.

    Salvation?

    No, not that.

    Form rank, take position, guard the back lines.

    To the left, a banshee roar sent a talon of Bolvar’s troops staggering, at least two soldiers falling to their knees as the preternatural wail shredded their equilibrium. Uthas’s hand flitted – an almost graceful sweep of fingers, and she thought for a moment he could have composed music like that – and Alcime was moving. Blades raised, she called upon the one thing she could draw strength from: her blood. It burned and broiled inside of her, molten energy coursing through her veins, hardening her muscles and infusing her skin with magic.

    The undead thing had just a moment to turn its head before she closed the chasm between them, her gauntlet opening and chains of ice dragging it forward. It tilted its head back, the evil of its voice the best offense, but ironclad fingers strangled the sound out of her. What should have been a scream was a gurgled whimper lost to the northern wind.

    As she brought the sword up, burying it into the thing’s middle (why did it feel like cutting taffy? That made no sense) she waited to see the fear in its eyes, but there was nothing. Drained of will, drained of free thought, the scourge just wilted and was no more.

    Like I’d have been, could have been . . . No.

    Not anymore. No more. No one else’s mother.

    Mother.

    She winced.

    Form rank, take position, guard the back lines.


    Mary


    Mary Norvallen by *JRinaldi on deviantART

    A couple of days back…

    They were a stain on the horizon.

    Against the eternal white backdrop of the great Dragonblight advanced a host of horrors. Shambling ghouls, creeping gheists, ponderous abominations, stiff skeletal necromancers and soldiers who walked like grotesque puppets on unseen strings. Some of them bore devices clasped to their spines and rising high above their heads; the recognizable symbol of the Scourge represented not by fluttering banners, but crossed iron bars upon which were skewered bones; skulls, ribcages, blackened ribbons of flesh.

    Among them were the riders, death knights, each personally raised to power by the Lich King himself; a stoic, commanding presence, black serenity next to the gruesome host that bore them. One rode ahead; empty-eyed shell of a horse at a canter, a forward cavalier who sounded a three-note wail from his wintery horn.

    Deathcharger beneath him, Baron Titus Rivendare gazed levelly from the advancing horror, down to his old pocketwatch, clutched in his gauntleted hand. It was still ticking, despite it’s coat of frost.

    “Well,” he murmured, “They’re just in time.”

    The forward scout reined in before the Lord of Stratholme. The hooves of the beast he rode kicked up small white flames as it halted. The rider raised the visor of his helmet, and the face beneath would have been nearly handsome but for the white pallor that death had permanently cast upon it. He saluted.

    “Lord Rivendare!” the man dismounted, and kneeled briefly, before approaching the senior death knight. “Tidings from Enki’lah.”

    “What word from the Temple City, sir…?”

    “Johansson, lord. Bertrand Johansson. Enki’lah has fallen.” The younger knight’s face was placid. “Alliance and Horde forces converged on it’s walls, and it was overwhelmed.”

    “What of Talramas and Naxxanar?”

    “Both, grounded, smoldering ruins.”

    “And Prince Valanar?”

    Johannsson’s face did not change. “His broken body dangles from a spike over Warsong Hold.”

    “He was working to undermine Alliance forces. How came the Horde to claim his body?”

    “Got to it first, it seems, lord.”

    “Good for them,” Rivendare’s tone was dry. “I expect, then, that this company is what remains of the combined Talramas and Naxxanar garrisons?”

    A tall, cloaked figure dismounted from the arrived company, walking forward as Johannson continued. “We are, sir. Our orders, from the mouth of the Lich King himself, are to march with you to Angrathar.”

    “Where,” said the approaching figure, voice clear as a funeral bell, “we catch them. We are the hammer.” She cast back her hood, ash-blonde hair falling across her armored shoulders. “The Wrath Gate is the anvil.” A smirk drew across her lips. “The Seventh Legion and Kor’kron forces are the slag.”

    Rivendare could not keep a slight smile from his face. “Though the King favoring, we may yet find some good steel to use for our ends, among the dead.”

    “That’s the Lord Rivendare I remember from the Lordaeron campaign,” As she spoke, Johansson drew back, bowing his head slighty as the superior officer stepped before Baron Rivendare, clasping his hand with a ringing of gauntlets. “Always ready to join in the gratuitous analogies.”

    “Lady Maraviglia Norvallen.” He stepped back, and the two senior death knights began walking, Johansson falling into step behind. “Didn’t you die at Tyr’s Hand? Or was it Light’s Hope?”

    “Tyr’s Hand, lord. Actually got trapped in the basement as the Chapel of the Crimson Flame burned. As you can see, that didn’t last.”

    “You know what happened at Light’s Hope, though, don’t you?”

    “I do, lord.” The corners of the woman’s mouth turned down.

    “Surprised you escaped that with your skin.”

    “Not nearly as surprised as I. I missed Naxxramas’ departure, and there was no point in trying to go back to Acherus. Had to slip on board a cargo ship for Valiance Keep. It took a very long time to convince them that I was a diplomat for the Scarlet Crusade.”

    The two continued to walk, Rivendare glancing cursorily over the host Norvallen had brought, occasionally nodding his approval, whether for their numbers or their general hideousness. “You didn’t miss a beat in keeping that look up after your orders in New Avalon were long-since carried out.”

    “What can I say, my lord?” As she spoke, Johansson began shouting orders to the assembled ranks, the new arrivals moving to mingle with the old, easily falling into line with marching orders pre-ordained in their dead instincts. “I know where my talents lie.”

    “Perhaps. It’s time you had a taste of open warfare again, though.”

    “I could not agree more, Lord Rivendare.” Her tone still conversational, and her movements almost relaxed, she punched Baron Rivendare square in the jaw.

    Once again, Johansson’s horn sounded, a three-note clarion. And absolute chaos erupted.

    The death knights that had come with the arrivals, moving amidst Rivendare’s company, cut down the cultists bolstering the ranks with surgical precision, hot blood and offal falling along with a rain of bone splinters, the abominations flinging about the skeletal foot soldiers with childish abandon.

    Rivendare’s own knights were plucked from their steeds by a screaming flock of gargoyles that plummeted from an empty sky, carried high and dropped, breaking like unwanted toys on the frozen ground. Those that survived the drop, or beat off the screeching monsters before they could be lifted off their chargers, were quietly immolated in black fire by ranks of unliving arcanists.

    It was a rout. The Scourge forces could not have been caught more off-guard, and what order they were able to bring themselves into quickly broke as they caught sight of new devices being raised: the dead-black Ebon Blade of Acherus.

    Amidst it all, Titus Rivendare and Maraviglia Norvallen circled one another, runeblades in hand. The Baron wiped a trickle of blood from the corner of his mouth. His jaw ached, despite the necrotic energy already closing the cut delivered by the blow. “You,” his voice still held it’s even, conversational timbre, “conniving, backstabbing, traitorous she-troll.”

    “That one,” Norvallen’s tone was, if anything, lighter, even amused, “was from Varenna Sungale of the Argent Dawn.”

    “Who?”

    “Someone I’m regretting could not be here right now to laugh at your sorry state.”

    The opposed death knights met, their ensorcelled weapons meeting in a shower of icy sparks. There was no opening between the two; what Rivendare had in strength, Norvallen matched with uncanny reflexes, parrying and redirecting the blows almost delicately despite the massive blade that she, too, carried, and not a single one landed.

    “You should never have left Stratholme, Titus.”

    The Baron kicked out. Caught in the leg, Norvallen fell, but rolled and righted herself as the point of Rivendare’s runeblade plunged into the ground where she had fallen, driven by a powerful, overhanded thrust.

    He pulled his sword from the ground to stop a slash that would have taken his head off. He did not reply to her words.

    “You should have stayed in that smoldering waste of time. You should have bottled yourself up in the slaughterhouse.” Another exchange of blows, another series of cuts that came within an inch of striking home.

    “You should have wasted away, or perhaps immolated yourself. You’re a failure.”

    Rivendare’s calm did not break. As he went back to circling, stepping, occasionally thrusting to test her openings, cracks formed in the ice they stood upon, forming runic patterns. Norvallen’s breath turned heavy as his aura of entropy thickened, but despite the sapping effect, she still held her ground, and worse, still would not shut up.

    “A cold, dead failure. What, was it pity that Kel’thuzad felt, in his nonexistant heart, letting you cling to his skirts like a frightened toddler as he flew far, far away from Ground Zero for Rivendare’s humiliation?”

    The Baron took stock of the situation, trained gaze not flickering from his opponent but taking in still the state of affairs around him. His forces were ground to nearly nothing, and the spectacle of the two death knights was drawing a small crowd of Ebon Blade minions with nothing left to kill.

    He dove in again, in another serious of ferocious attacks on Norvallen, who yet stood, if heavily, on the rune-covered ground of his aura.

    The woman was not expecting it when he suddenly dove far to the side, stood straight, thrust out a single hand, and a black lance of crackling force shot out from his palm, coiling not around his opponent, but one of the abominations standing slack-jawed opposite him.

    With tremendous force, the misbegotten hulk was yanked forward, completely bowling over Norvallen, who’s expression was satisfyingly shocked as she was enveloped beneath a rolling mass of flesh and dangling entrails.

    Without pause, Rivendare’s gauntleted fist thrust into the air. The ice beneath him erupted, and he dove into the host of hostile onlookers upon the back of his deathcharger, called to him. An aisle of smoldering death and decay scattered the surprised crowd, and he charged beyond their masses at a speed only achievable by a steed unhampered by the limitations of living muscle.

    The crowd of Ebon Knights and their ghastly retinue glanced back as Norvallen stood up, face pale, and gauntlet over her mouth as if to hold back a heave. The abomination lurched aside into a vaguely upright position. It’s giant, hideous face fell into a grotesque but almost comical expression of shame.

    “Corpulous is big so-hoh-hoh-rrryyy!” blubbered the rotund horror.

    Norvallen looked up at it, opened her mouth, raised a finger, inhaled slowly, and then lowered it. She turned. Bertrand Johansson stood before her, and behind him, the still-retreating figure of Baron Rivendare rapidly dwindling into a speck on the eastern horizon.

    “Ma’am?” He inclined his armored head.

    “Let him go.” She shrugged, poise regained. “We cannot afford delays, and he would likely decimate any smaller force we send after him.” She looked down at her hand, clenching and unclenching her fingers. “Surprised I stood my ground, myself. Still, always did want to give Baron Rivendare a good punch in the jaw.”

    Walking past Bertrand, her voice raised in command, and it echoed in the ears of the Ebon Knights and their host. “Excellent performance, gentlemen.” She drew herself up into the saddle of her vacated deathcharger. “But, we will have a chance to outdo ourselves yet!”

    Other knights reined in. Ghouls looked up from their feasts, and gargoyles circled above. “We reach Angrathar before dawn!” Her voice resonated amidst the ranks. “Divide up, and maintain formation! When the Wrath Gate is in sight, the Fallen of the Alliance shall move to the perimeter beyond Fordragon Hold! The Fallen of the Horde, to the Kor’kron Vanguard! We take the Wrath Gate, and beyond, we meet with the forces of our Lord Mograine in the blighted glacier of Icecrown!” A metallic timbre entered her words, “Ride, my brothers, to spit in the eye of the Lich King!”

    The cheer of men is one thing. The cheer of dead men riding, unliving voices echoing in that metallic cadence, amidst them the rasping cries of grave-spurned malignancies, is another, and any who walked that reach of the Dragon Wastes that day heard only an affirmation of the region’s cursed, haunted legends.

    And so the force from Acherus rode.


    The Italics Post

    The colossus hit the ground with an ear-pummeling thud, its uncanny bones splintering with the force of impact. Riddled with bolts, cloven through in the spine, it shuddered and fell limp, an inert mass of gristle, the malevolent force that bound it dissipating.

    And from the nameless hill, its slayers looked down on what the histories would call the Battle of the Wrath Gate. They watched as the banners of stag and lion and six-pointed star surged closer, saw the glints of armor and spearpoints in the shadow of Angrathar. A keen-eyed few could even see the towering figure of the Highlord, leading his guard into the teeth of the foe, hammering warding arms and shearing away warped faces. Slowly, inexorably, the golden tide pushed forward.

    They barely faltered when the horns shivered the air, bellowing brassy malice; they slowed just to the point of caution when the gates cracked to let the ancient guttural curses ring out. But it was enough for the foe, this minute loss of momentum – weakness enough for the Vrykul. “All flesh is meat!” roared their chieftains, in a tongue older than nations. “All life is grass!” the People of War howled back, and with a rush they were upon the Alliance. The lines and formations were lost in an instant, swallowed by the shrieking, snarling chaos of true battle. Banners vanished, blood misted the air, and the shining figure of Fordragon was enveloped in struggling masses.

    But the Wildfire Riders had no eyes for such. For as the horns sounded, the earth beneath the hill shuddered, and then turned inward, a frost-fanged some five yards across opening in the crest of the hill. The knot of mercenaries clustered around the ballistae plunged into the snow, scrabbling at the edges; with a creak, one of the war machines tipped over into the tunnel as its author revealed itself. A carapace scarred a thousand times, with bile and venom dripping from the pustulent flesh beneath, and translucent wings clawing hungrily at the air – a Crypt Lord. It laughed like a thousand locusts, clicked like an automaton from nightmare. “Thanks be to He,” it purred and bubbled and shrieked, rearing over the Bittertongues, “For this feast. Thanks be to Arthas, for the music of the fearful prey!”

    And then it was on them. Below, the Vrykul came on, a densely packed tribe with black tattoos writhing across their blue skin and shrunken heads swinging by dry hair from their belts. Bellowing for the Lich King, they trampled the ghouls and geists in their path, bounded across shattered corpses, and surged into the thin line, driving the Riders back to their own slopes by sheer force. The fate of the flank, and with the flank, the battle, hung in the balance.

    In the far distance, barely audible beneath the cacophony of war, wolves howled.

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    Today’s Post is Thataway

    The Lovely Anna is busy this week, and thus, guest posts!  Today’s WTT:[RP] post is over at the Annas, where I talk a bit about why you very rarely see the leader crown on my head in instances (unless, y’know, someone DC’d and the game passed the hat automatically, in which case I’m at my keyboard going “Ohgodgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff…”)

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