Given our focus on Wrathgate, I thought this was appropriate. But first, the credits: I received the Tweet from Shizukera Nightfury. The original forum post is here. This Jarodan (nelf priest, moonguard) is brilliant…
Expect the Wildfire Rider/Noxilite post in two hours.
Highlord Bolvar Fordragon walks among his men.
Alliance Soldier 1: Highlord Bolvar!
Alliance Soldier 2: Thank the Light!
Alliance Soldier 3: For Lordaeron!
Alliance Soldier 4: For the Alliance!
Bolvar roars as he and his men charge into the undead.
Highlord Fordragon: Back, you mindless wretches!
The gates open and Scourge vrykul, speaking in their native tongue, charge out.
Highlord Fordragon: Fight on, brothers!
As the battle continues, Saurfang the Younger observes the conflict and raises his axe to rally his soldiers.
Saurfang the Younger: Rise up, sons of the Horde! Blood and glory await us!
Back at the battle, Bolvar glances up at the sound of an orcish horn, and Saurfang and his troops arrive.
Saurfang the Younger: Lok’tar ogar! For the Horde!
Horde army: FOR THE HORDE!
Bolvar and Saurfang fight side-by-side.
Highlord Fordragon: I was wondering if you’d show up!
Saurfang the Younger: I couldn’t let the Alliance have ALL the fun today!
Saurfang swings his axe, killing three undead vrykul in one slash. After the battle ends, Bolvar and Saurfang approach the gate.
Highlord Fordragon: Arthas! The blood of your father, of your people, demands justice! Come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes!
The gate rumbles and opens again, revealing the Lich King, Frostmourne in hand.
The Lich King: You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave and the true meaning of fear!
As the Lich King approaches, undead legions rise behind him.
Saurfang the Younger: Enough talk! Let it be finished!
Saurfang charges. The Lich King swings Frostmourne, shattering Saurfang’s axe and killing the orc instantly. Frostmourne consumes the soul of the slain orc.
Highlord Fordragon: You will pay for all the lives you’ve stolen, traitor.
The Lich King: Boldly stated. But there is nothing you can–
An explosion and a green cloud behind Bolvar interrupts the confrontation.
The Lich King: What?
Laughter from the heights above the Wrathgate as Grand Apothecary Putress approaches.
Grand Apothecary Putress: Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven?
As he speaks, the catapults come forward.
Grand Apothecary Putress: Behold, now, the terrible ven–
Kanye West has appeared beside Putress on the cliff face.
Kanye West: YO PUTRESS, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, I’MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ARTHAS HAD ONE OF THE BEST BETRAYALS OF ALL TIME. THE BEST BETRAYAL OF ALL TIME. PEACE.
Kanye West has teleported away!
Grand Apothecary Putress: …
Highlord Fordragon: …You can still fire the catapaults if you want.
Grand Apothecary Putress: Death to the Scourge! And death to th-… $#!% it. I’ll be in the Undercity.