As I’m sitting at home, bored out of my mind and growing fatter by the bloody day, I thought perhaps we could have a bit of a . . . conversation starter, hrmm? I’ve heard of that gods awful Ask A Bastard bit, and I thought Bittertongue and I could answer questions from his perspective and mine. I don’t agree with his opinions, and he generally hates my ideas, so I think it only fair that if you, Dear Reader, have something you’re pondering you get two separate opinions from two completely different individuals. Honestly, two heads are better than one. Bittertongue, what say you?

Oh, and if you want nicer answers, I can be bribed. Let’s say green olives, cheese, and . . . those little pastries with the strawberry frosting on top and the raspberry drizzle.