Ask Yva & Bricu. What could go wrong?
By Yva | September 1, 2010
As I’m sitting at home, bored out of my mind and growing fatter by the bloody day, I thought perhaps we could have a bit of a . . . conversation starter, hrmm? I’ve heard of that gods awful Ask A Bastard bit, and I thought Bittertongue and I could answer questions from his perspective and mine. I don’t agree with his opinions, and he generally hates my ideas, so I think it only fair that if you, Dear Reader, have something you’re pondering you get two separate opinions from two completely different individuals. Honestly, two heads are better than one. Bittertongue, what say you?
Oh, and if you want nicer answers, I can be bribed. Let’s say green olives, cheese, and . . . those little pastries with the strawberry frosting on top and the raspberry drizzle.
7 Comments
Bricu on September 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm.
Bricu pinches the bridge of his nose. Well, I can promise yeh lot that yeh’ll get the full spectrum o’answers now. From the normal ta the wonky, the pacifistic ta the bloodthirsty….
Yva on September 1, 2010 at 3:59 pm.
Pardon me. I am positively PLACID these days. Like a lamb. Truly.
Bricu on September 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm.
Yer fit ta have a wee one in a few months. Yer placid /now/. How’ll yeh be when Jack fergets ta bring home that special flour from the market?
Mommacow on September 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm.
…I would feel much more at ease with this notion if I had a prayer of distinguishing which one of you was pacifistic and which one was bloodthirsty.
Itanya Blade on September 2, 2010 at 3:14 pm.
What do you possibly mean that you can’t tell.
One of them is the PEACEMAKER, for Light’s sake.
Yva on September 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm.
Bloodthirsty is such an UGLY word. I prefer efficient. Doesn’t that sound nicer? Eee-fish-ent.
Itanya Blade on September 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm.
It’s not my fault you have problems accepting what you are. I don’t see anything wrong with bloodthirsty.